Quien se anime a cogerme? 😈

wanna 🍒 fk me??

i taste like candy 🍭

can i bounce in it??

Do you have enough energy for me ? 🐇

Frim Mad magazine in 1974, and it's stull true 50 years later: On the first Noel, the angels did say- you'll be paying your bills from now until May. In spite of it all - Merry Christmas everyone! Much love to you all!

Wishing all of you a very Happy New Year! If you're going to go out and do something tonight- PLEASE be very careful. It ain't called Amateur Night for nothing!

Happy New Year, everyone, and welcome to 2025!

One of my favorites.

This has not been an easy day. My furnace somehow sprang a minor gas leak last night, and I had no heat last night, and most ofthe day. Fortunately, a repairman came out and got it fixed, and I'm up and running now. Kudos to everyone for their help!

Jim Koenigsberger is one of the best storytellers on here. I'm proud to share one of the funniest ones. This guy is a baseball genius. I encourage you to follow him and read so many great tales of the game.

I did something I've never done before, and I'm glad that I did. I had a pedicure. A badly-needed one, too. Felt great, too.

Moms are the anchor of the #USNavy. ⚓ 🇺🇸 In the fleet and at home, today we recognize all you do, inspiring us with your dedication, strength, and love. #MothersDay #NavyMoms

They just discharged Parker from the hospital. Thank you so much all of your prayers and kind messages. His mother is so grateful to have him home on Mother’s Day.

“I was nervous, but now I’m very proud of myself for taking this step…” During the Army Reserve’s recent 117th birthday celebration, Karell Nganso completed her oath of enlistment, following a similar path of service to her siblings. ⤵️ spr.ly/6006NMCep

#Marines with MRF-D take part in a Maritime Key Terrain Security Operations event in support of Exercise Balikatan 25 near Puerto Princesa, Palawan, Philippines. Balikatan is a longstanding annual exercise between the U.S. and Philippine armed forces designed to strengthen

Matt Carpenter retires with the single greatest performance in Wrigley Field history 😮‍💨🤝 Happy retirement, Matt Carpenter

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LIKE OR REPOST. I will be in your Dm 🥰 Too Tight 🍑