I was getting a pedicure and the guy doing my feet had a big tattoo on his arm in another language. “What’s that say?” I asked. He paused, a moment of hesitation before he met my eyes, “It says I’m cowboy.” Then he hung his head in shame and said “but I am not cowboy” :(

shinji subete a la excavadora o rei tendrá que hacerlo

doing a full discography listen when I find an artist im very interested in

the heartbreak of when the rest of their music isn’t as good as the song you discovered them by 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

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Complaining while getting the job done >>>>>>>>

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الله سبحانه وتعالى، اقضي على هاذا الشيطان الأبيض.

La velocità con cui Carlo Conti sta facendo esibire i cantanti questa sera #Sanremo2025

Adrien Brody was reportedly looking for 'yummy cheese' at the Oscars afterparty "Where's the yummy cheese at? " (Source: Deadline )

D&D frogs

*servizio sul matrimonio di b3z0s al tg* mio padre:"tutti quei ricchi lì riuniti....non ci sono più i terr0r1st1 di una volta" HO URLATO VI PREGO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH