Jonah Magnus is the reason I drink.

Just got off the phone with my parents. Currently crying in my room. And they wonder why I'm "always busy". Thankfully, we're an ocean apart.

Everyday I think about stcmping Elias ‘s face in <3 Just — steeled toed boot , in the face . <3

*watching a billionaire above me burn 300 gallons of fuel flying to applebees* oh no i didn't bring my own bag to the store

it doesn’t take a killer to murder it only takes the reason to kill

Yes I'm a content creator. No I don't make content. Yes we exist.

holy shit I went out with someone yesterday night Was it a date? Was it making friends with a previous acquaintance? Who the fuck knows. But anyways, it's happening again next week (!!!!)

Thought I'd make another work update, even though there's nothing to update on. Work is still tedious at times, Jon is still slowly warming up to me, I'm still enjoying everything. Everything is normal. Or as normal as it can get working at supernatural research organization hehe

hey does anyone know if there's something going on with Claire? She didn't show up to the bar last night and I'm getting kinda worried

I just checked Claire's twitter Can someone explain to me what the fuck clown rabies is

People always ask me, "Phoenix, why are you so open to and borderline enthusiastic about the idea of being an avatar??" And to that I reply: I want to be rid of the shitty fleshy vessel I'm stuck in, entities can help me do just that. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Elon Musk no space billboards please or I’ll send the worm lady after you :D

she kinda responds to me so maybe I can ask about it

(ooc) damn I have not been active oh here, sorry about that 😅

hello! sorry about randomly disappearing for 2 months; I didn't die lmao honestly, one of the only reasons I post on this twitter is work updates and such, but lately there hasn't been anything to post about, and I don't really do much that's tweet-worthy sooooo

btw I got my hair done! now it's shorter, black and it has an undercut :D

every day I wake up and remember Jonah Magnus that's it that's the tweet

happy spooktober everybody if an eldritch horror and/or their avatar tries to attack you this month, cut them some slack

tw // mention of sewerslide sometimes I wanna kill myself then I remember that if I do I won't be able to date Jon