FACT: Elias Bouchard is a Catboy and Jonah Magnus is his microchip.

Song of the day? Uhh, I'll just go with Achilles Come Down, by Gang of Youths. It's a classic, and also kind of a vibe.

I can't believe theres a whole chapter n bile saying "dont be h*rny" like mind your damn business

nsfw// Wait the priests are getting pegged now?????

Reviews!

I am so fucking tired.

Me being touch starved vs me being touch averse FIGHT

can you be touched starved while not having any memory of, like, physical affection outside of the occasional pile?

[Click] "Entity-Twitter update, again. Uhh, I got into minor beef with a priest, which was fun. Also, it seems someone named Graham Folger has a lot of supporters, I think? I have no clue who you are, Graham, but good on you for having such good friends." [Click]

ap olog,,ies to , every,one ,, wh o , ,h a s , ,,ever , know n, ,,me

This guy gets it.

What's this about a party? Apologies, I'm a bit out of the loop