What sort of mindset must you have to be in favour of funding a new Royal Yacht but against funding free school meal vouchers for poor kids?

What incompetence. What failure of governance. Boris Johnson can't blame Theresa May, he can't blame John Major, he can't blame judges, he can't blame civil servants, he can't sack the Cabinet Secretary again. There's only one person responsible - him. Me in the Commons today:

I’m signing off with a feeling a pride tonight. The superstars of this nation lie in local communities. Even after taking the biggest hits you have wrapped your arms around your community to catch children as they fell. I really can’t thank you enough, you’re amazing ♥️

#rumsfcagm

Frank He is the cummings to Luke's Johnson #rumsfcagm

#RUMSFCAGM luke rn

Josh Schlanker with a cracking speech #rumsfcagm

Sunny putting on the guns show #rumsfcagm

RUMSFC STATEMENT: After extensive rumours, RUMSFC can today confirm we will not be taking part in the new European super league #VIVAlaUHcup

Jevans take note

AGM underway. Already off to a shaky start with outrageous trims from george, Jude and Schlanker #RUMSFCAGM

Incumbent President Casper enthralled the crowd with an inspiring speech about his rough childhood in south london and how that has made him the man he is today #rumsfcagm

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Great step forward for the sport. The beautiful game should continue to encourage inclusivity to all!