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John The Don crowned British Challenge champion - tinyurl.com/nnjhruu - Slough Observer Dan Whiteway

1-1 hicks just saved a pen. Come off his nose. Bentons look really reem tho

What a shit write up in the MaidenheadAdvertiser I blame Billy Hart ffs Bill

We might actually have subs this week YEP you guessed it Dainty hehe

We play ⓡⓔⓐⓛⓜⓘⓛⓐⓝ sunday. Whatever the outcome Zuffy always wins ......✒️👀

Good 4-3 win vs ⓡⓔⓐⓛⓜⓘⓛⓐⓝ today Also a very well respected mins silence for poor Zuffy after as he was very aggrieved about the loss

Well turns out we ain't the only team with a pro boxer in the ranks. Step forward Daz with Andrew Neighbour #athletic #physic

Hey F.C Bentons do you reckon Zuffy will bang in a protest about today's loss ? I can't see it tbh #uncharacteristic

Goals today from anthony hicks Alf and 2 on his debut from Malakai #SWANS

"A group of swans is called a bevy or a wedge in flight" #TheBevy

No Murph or Dainty today = a win and pizza at the pub #bothsacked

Debut between the sticks for James An actual goalie in goal aye wonders never cease

This morning see's the battle of the Burnham pubs at the orchard Swansalona Vs Burnham Garibaldi El Spastico

6-1 win for dankest pub team in Burnham Goals Billy Hart (fat) x2 anthony hicks x2 Alf and ........

Correction Malakai and Richard Jeffery hitting the onion bag today #balling

Can't wait to get on the pitch Saturday. Need to get back to winning ways ⚽️ #HFC

Lost 5-3 to wingh sabha today Teenagers should be fingering girls and drinking strongbow in parks not reffing football games on Sunday