The double

The sun sets on another successful season for the Terriers, and we end as we began, with a win 🍻 An opportunity now for the Terriers to recuperate (🤥) in their kennels in preparation of our inevitably pitiful defence of the Marcus Lippy and a run at the league 1 title 🐶🐶

Your Terrier’s Terrier of the season, Mr Theo Walcot

Looking forward to fan’s Terrier of the season. Oh wait, we’ve got no fans ⛔️

Colliers Wood United FC 🌱 Venue for this afternoon’s Southbank Challenge Cup Final Hampton Terriers FC v SWAG Kick Off at 3pm Free Entry Free Parking Bar Open

On the first day of the season Selly gave me a (ra)boner 🍆 A statement 8-1 win to kick off the season at our new kennel 🐶 I would tell you the goal scorers but i simply don’t have enough characters ⚽️ Sundays are back 😈 woof woof

One of the all time stinking Terriers performances on Sunday, one that will live long in the memory 💩 A 2-0 loss ⛔️ The perfect preparation as we begin our defence of the Lippy on Sunday 🐶

Well, we’re through 🎩 Finlay dug us out of trouble with a lovely strike 🎯 and some questionable penalties got us over the line 🐶 We return to league action on Sunday 😈

Christmas has come early for the Terriers, with our festive slump seemingly already in full swing 📉 Another frustrating loss after a slow start 💩 A huge top of the table clash next weekend as we look to turn our fortunes around🐶

Apologies for the radio silence, on holiday 🏝 Currently getting a happy ending in Bangkok which gives me about 30 seconds, if that, to provide you all with an update 📈 3-0 loss last week, 8-0 win this week ❄️🔥 A real statement to the league if you ignore previous results 🐶

We might win it again - we probably won’t - but we might 🏆 Goals from Parmy and Seth saw us run out comfortable winners today 🐶 Into the hat for the next round of our Marcus Lippy 🎩 No one in their right mind will want to draw us on current form 😬 We also lost 1-0 last week📉

Cool down followed by strength and conditioning work underway for Sunday

Another early exit for the Terriers after a poor performance in the early rounds of the Ken Bailey 🚮 A week off now to lick our wounds before we continue our shaky defence of the Lippy 🐶

On Friday it looked like Harbut were going to have to forfeit the match and take the 3-0 loss, they might as well have done 🐶 A 3-0 Terriers win and we’re into the hat for the last 16 🎩 Seddon opening his account for the Terriers with a screamer & a Seth brace ⚽️ #Simmonsisback

The Terriers delivered the perfect Christmas present for all of their fan… one point 🤝 A 2-2 draw in a top of the table clash, goals from Seth and Parmy ⚽️ We’ll see you in the new year, merry Christmas all 🎄

Some performance from the Terriers today after the Christmas break🎄 Dominated from start to finish🔥 Created a plethora of great opportunities⚽️ Opponents didn’t have a sniff👃 Full time 0-0 🤝 New year, same Terriers 🐶

Back to back games against Ladzio ↔️ A 3-2 win followed by a 3-2 loss ↕️ Make of that what you will 🐶 Away to Wandsworth on Sunday 😈

A comfortable 2-1 win for the Terriers in a drizzly mid table scrap 🐶 Bloomer flapped at a corner to give our opponents a lifeline, but truth be told the result was never in any doubt 🥶 Cam opened his Terriers account with a lovely header, Seth with the other ⚽️

Sunday saw us draw 2-2 with our direct competitors for the coveted Bobby Dixon Liga Uno mid-table spot ↕️ Should have been all three points, but minutes for Smithy and a questionable pass from LS ultimately ensured the visitors left with a point 🤝 Goals from Jake and Jaxten ⚽️

They say every dog has its day, presumably ours is next year 🗓️ A mediocre season sees us finish mid table with no silverware, but my word we did it in style (see evidence attached) 😎 We’ll be back in August 😈