The way Champions League has gone this season, I have put my money on Monaca to make a miraculous comeback and win the final #ucl #uclfinal

Cant wait for pornhub season 2 to come out #Corona

Whatch any sitcom, especially friends, without the audience laughter and there is nothing funny about it #friends #sitcom

Sorry love, that seat is taken, but my face isn't.

Forecastin a biiig win today #mufc good luck defenders.

"Andy Farmer: Choker Ask Dixie Normous why he as had to retire lol #getfucked"what went wrong #wingman?

"Andy Farmer: “Choker: "FC_Holdt Ask Dixie Normous Homophobic tweets to the league" how many Pinter was that #standard #drunktweets

South african team exactly the same as the english, shell shocked batsmen terrible bowling ahit fielding..and ful of south africans

Steyn on a flat track still better then johnson on a green track #fuckoff #savsaus #number1

Capetown for a month jhb for a couple weeks thailand for 5 days amsterdam for 2 and magaluff for 10 #summer2014 #offthecharts

I was all for giving the lad a decent run but jesus with his team selections. my sister who doesnt watch football would do better #moyesout

Could just imagine the abuse south africa would get for the slow batting if Dixie Normous Kevin Wash on the pitch now.

Forgot sunglasses weren't on my eyes at the beach today. Sorry for staringat your tits love #awkward #schoolboyerror

Poor team selection from SA #pickmoreapinners

Andy Farmer convict That is a shambles, your a wank wingman. Fred came round mine and I provided him with one Choker

Reckon the team with the most runs will win the ipl final tonight #ipl

Gonna dress up as a dish for halloween. Bitches love doing dishes

What will you miss the most about the game? #ASKCAPTAIN #CWC15 ICC

How does this world cup rank out of all the ones you were involved in? #ASKCAPTAIN #CWC15 ICC

Northen hemosphere congesting at the world cup haha #rugbyawards2015 #bokke