These are the people on podcasts talking about how soft professional athletes are.

Kiana James is hooping!

It’s a great day to not be an asshole

Desmond Bane had words for Rudy Gobert after he dropped a pass out of bounds 👀 (h/t Charlie Walton)

Donovan Wilson outta here! 🙌🏻

Not thrilled about sending Osa to the Niners but a third round pick ain’t bad

The thought of signing Bradley Chubb

Orlando Magic how they love that

Desmond Bane is really f’n good at basketball

Why as a man are you knocking on the door of a locked public restroom? You know there’s a guy in there, like do you wanna come in?! Weirdos. This is something I’ve only experienced in Texas.

Yall better tap in

No wonder these parents are always fighting with each other, because why are you psychos having your kids play soccer at 9 in the damn morning on a Saturday.

Moe Wagner boy!

Jamal Cain do what you do baby!

Moe Murda!

Play the song bih!

One Battle After Another is actually about my experience with the toilet after having a milkshake.

Ocho didn’t pull up?!

I’m about to get 32% drunk tonight for my Irish lineage

Yeah, but… nvm