Old women are closer to God than we'll ever be. They get to that age and they don't need the operator anymore. They've got the direct line

@Riverman86 I am very well riverman, bless you for asking, have to help dougal restrain fr jack, its his annual bathtime again..... FECK!

My turn for evening mass tonight then Dougal and i are going to play boxing on wii sports, hope dougal doesnt break the tv AGAIN!

Right so - let's see if I can get a hang of this thing & that Father Jack never discovers how to operate it.

Bishop Brennan due soon - which involves hiding Jack, and trying to prevent Dougal from saying...well...anything really.

That money was just resting in my account!!!

Ah come on Father, you're not dead again are you?

@Riverman86 Down with that kind of thing!

Oh no!!! I'm just after falling down the stairs!

Anyone fancy a picnic? I know a great little spot!

Dougal, how did you get into the church in the first place? Was it, like, 'collect 12 crisp packets and become a priest?'

Dougal, you can't sit around here watching television all day - chewing gum for the eyes!