Alex Barron

if you catch me casually drinking a four loko please check up on me, i may be going through some shit

being back home for the summer is lit so far, i’ve just been relaxing and disappointing my family

i yelled out the wrong answer in my 8am and on my way out of class i pushed a pull door and the bitch behind me goes “wrong again”

i accidentally called 911 with my power button and the operator called me back. i told her it was an accident and she goes “ok no worries, have a nice day!” bitch what if i was the killer 🤦🏾‍♂️

naps be hitting different when your life is in shambles

everybody a G until frank ocean says “my guy pretty like a girl”

the cowboys are dead to me

hitting people with the “damn that’s crazy, but you know how that shit goes” when you got no idea wtf they talking bout

people flexing their plane tickets meanwhile that hoe say “Boarding Group: Y”

my homie copped these, he sounds like a bee 😂😭🤣

i be drinking on an empty stomach because i’m financially responsible

when she says it’s time to start wearing less and going out more vs when it actually starts happening

Checking the bag to make sure my order is correct