Texts w dad

Loving snaps from sar and kee I hope they meant bitch instead of butch

No one tell workman the chiefs won I don’t want to see him walking down 29th in his socks again

Very “coincidental” there’s suddenly alien activity all over the world at the same time the golden doodle population is at its highest it’s ever been. I see behind the lifeless brown eyes

I think if I bring one more animal home beau is going to cut the ring off my finger

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As a nurse I can confirm pee is stored in the balls

I was just stopped at a concert for having a fork in my purse. Forgot I took it from the Cheesecake Factory

I’m sorry he’s perfect

Life lately #bringbackthedumps

Ur in his dms I’m puttin a blanket over his cage bc it’s bedtime

Happy birthday to the best thing that’s ever happened to me ❤️ (redhead not dog) Beau

I think I could win the hunger games but only if I wasn’t on my Zoloft

Literally me when my parents tried to put me in other sports

I will never not give Prince Charming from shrek I can’t escape it

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If I could recommend anything to young women it’s to stay single at 19. I do not know a single woman who had a good experience with a man at 19. Just stay in your home and learn to bake it is better than whatever will happen to you romantically at 19

Me n Beau pulling up to like one social event per year because we choose peace and watching movies on the weekends now instead of anarchy