I apologize for everything. Truly.

Spy and Engie have been sittin outside of base like..circling each other like stray cats. Gross!

Where dah hell is she? Am..am I too much? Is me talkin to her gettin to be too much?

MEEEDIC!!

I’m cool! I’m great I’m dah best. Totally.

I honestly don’t know what to post anymore. Not like a uh..man I’m sad post, just…I’m busy being too cool to post bout it. Besides Spy would just show Raymond, and Raymond would be a jackass.

Uh, gains. I guess.

Rupert betta keep his scout in check! He keeps tryin to flirt with Miss Pauling. That’s not only a sweet lady, but she’s her own person! She won’t eva’ give you the time of day!!

[💜Samson Colbern💜 ] *He was shivering, but he saw her scooter. Miss P. He knew he shouldn’t be sneaking around BLU base, but he needed to see her, see if she’s okay. He rubbed his arms feverishly, his face flushed by the cold that nipped at his cheeks*

Dats it, I’m kicking his ass!

Hi I’m Jeremy from the RED team, I’m a loser who likes hot girls and cartoons! I’m also probably scared of rainbows, and can’t really spell dat good 🌈

Dat wasn’t me! I only like ONE hot lady!!

I’m gettin bashed for never havin a bagel and a uhh…what was it? Tiramisu?

idk

Ignorin my texts and my calls. Did I do somethin? Is that why Raymond and Rupert been actin weird?? I knew Raymond hasn’t been bullyin me as often! Somethin has got to be wrong!

i have to draw her more

Thinking about getting rid of this account..

Oooohh..this contract is in a file! Must be a big one.. (Since it showed up late—) let’s take a look at Oh. I mean..oh yeah, I can do dat! C-cool! Cash Armstrong , sorry but I’m gonna have do what you asked later! This is SUPER important!!

Misha has been lookin at me funny. Like..Like he knows.. N-not like I did nothin! I-I’m a good guy! I didn’t—