A British farmer independently detained two men who he caught trespassing & stealing on his land. He tied them to his quad bike and took them to the nearest police station. The police then arrested the farmer himself, charging him with unlawful imprisonment and assault.😒

Yet again, I’ve teamed up with the legends at Double Top Darts for a Premier League darts giveaway! If a 9 darter is hit tonight, one of you lot will win a set of that players darts! To be in with a chance: Like Retweet Follow Josh & Double Top Darts Good luck!🤞🏼🎯

To all #SWFC fans and Sheffield Wednesday Supporters' Trust - all of us The Canaries Trust cannot speak highly enough of your wonderful fans last night, and we sincerely hope to see your great Club bounce back from its troubles very soon.

I mean how?🤯

Who wants to win a set of signed Stephen Bunting Void? 🔥 To celebrate The Bullet lifting Night 4 of the Premier League, we’re giving these away! ⚫️ Follow Target Darts and Stephen Bunting ⚫️ Like and share this post ⚫️ Reply with #LetsGoBuntingMental We’ll run this until 12pm

Nige walker Michael Vaughan No, Mike Ashley did not take Newcastle to the Champions League during his 2007-2021 ownership. Best Premier League finish was 5th (2011-12, Europa League spot). They were relegated twice (2009 & 2016) and never hit top 4.

Nige walker Michael Vaughan Ashley’s Newcastle stint: two relegations to the Championship, two promotions back to the PL, best finish 5th (Europa League), zero Champions League football. Bumpy ride is right – passionate fans, heavy criticism on spending and sales. If he’s eyeing Wednesday, expect

"England have won the World Cup by the barest of margins. By the barest of all margins. Absolute ecstasy for England, agony, agony for New Zealand" Happy Birthday Ian Smith

Nigel Farage MP Your candidate in Portsmouth is a Bangladeshi man named Addy Mo Asaduzzaman.

I’m playing a darts comp today. If I average over 60 in any of my games I’ll give away a set of darts from my ever growing collection To be in with a chance of winning: Like Retweet Follow Josh Link below if you want to keep an eye on me😂 dartsatlas.com/tournaments/oV…

UK OPEN GIVEAWAY! 🎯🏆 To celebrate the UK Open kicking off this weekend, we’re giving one lucky winner the ultimate home setup to watch the action in style: ✅ 1x Official Harrows Dartboard ✅ 1x Surround & Oche Mat ✅ 1x Set of Harrows Darts TO ENTER: 1️⃣ Follow Harrows Darts

Maybe we could have a play-off system where all 24 teams play each other home and away, with the top three teams getting promoted.

championship clubs in tottenham stadium next season:

After the nonsense at Aston Villa last night, the VAR idiots have taken it to new levels of farce… Palace player is offside BY HIS NOSE ! 🤷‍♂️😳🥴🤪 Get it in the bin asap 🚮

Finally a win!

We have been made aware of a distressing image doing the rounds today, suggesting Tottenham have beaten us 3-1. This has clearly been photoshopped, and we will be taking this up with the relevant authorities. Even we'd beat Spurs...

In homage to Wednesdays poor season it's a nice touch the bottom 4 now initially spell out their club nickname. #swfc

Every Arsenal corner this season

My mate sent me a picture of the Ibrox trouble yesterday but he didn’t tell me he took it off his TV and I thought Rangers had installed a chandelier in the away end

The odds of parachuting down and being attacked by kangaroo is very low, but never zero.