RED ALERT. LOOK ALIVE, PEOPLE. WE’VE TRAINED FOR THIS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

adulthood is just putting your fandom prints in frames instead of just straight on the wall with tape

Countdown to seeing “the lesbian Renault Clio advert” in the fandoms tab of AO3.......

Wei Ming Kam - not here right now The real tragedy is this came out after Yuletide signups closed

dawg i was 13 changing the HTML codes on my tumblr page like i was a 2000s movie teen hacker but now i can’t be even spell ecxel

never 4get how i got into m/m slash because a fic in 2001 was like "1x2 3x4 5x6x13" and i was like "hmmm i bet i'll find out what this means eventually" and reader, i did

Too real.

yes i am still single but also in my defense nobody has asked me to fake date them for the mutual benefit of our separate goals leading to a scenario in which we are trapped in a snow storm with only one bed and slowly confide our deepest secrets over the course of one night, so

... thanks to fanfic.

of course i like fan fiction. have u read the ones where they fuck

anyway tumblr blaze is the funniest social media feature ever implemented

This just in: unedited first draft of first novel is apparently not as good as edited, reworked novel. Thousands in shock.

Sure, you should definitely warn for spoilers by saying in your fic summary what the spoiler is, that's cool.

An AO3 filter that discerns between "fic that has a lot of kudos because it's LONG" from "fic that has a lot of kudos because it's GOOD."

A Kindle feature that changes the word 'Spock' to 'Fred' whenever a muggle is in glancing-distance of your screen.

Sometimes I remember that the Star Wars fanfiction I wrote in college is orders of magnitude more popular than anything else I'll ever do.