sinner

i heard you like fat girls

wormbuxx 🇵🇸 how dare you insult my son

me with sewing and ironing

Everyone REJOICE. BILLY IS HOME

if you are responding to a beautiful woman on twitter please comport yourself like you are talking to a beautiful woman. beautiful women don't want to see reaction gifs.

Such a pick me

spoiler alert when you are 43 you will still have to pretend to be chill sometimes so you don't seem insane

it's always interesting to meet people whose parents are just like... fine. like not bad parents, not good parents, but just like two old people they know and have no beef with but nothing in common with.

if you're wondering how i am a beautiful woman with the personality of all three stooges combined, i credit drinking iced coffee at 6pm and watching a lot of three stooges content on youtube

if one of you doesn't buy her this i am blocking you all

i got told in a team meeting that everyone hated one of my sweaters and i needed to stop wearing it to work. it was done out of love and they were right to do it.

like ten people decided to notice that i'm hot within the last 15 minutes but i have to go make dinner so you're all going to have to WAIT for my emoji response.

if your dick is currently in your hand please keep it in your hand

i think this is my current favorite picture of my boobs