"THAT WAS YOU?!?"

[ Giacomo, Kahlika I'm texting you guys from the bridge. Please tell the rest of the Goodra Friends I was so cool. ]

"You know. I should be mad. Bro picked a baddie. I would have done the same. Sorry to all the baddies in the world."

This is messed up. I should have been notified.

MAN I SPELLED HIS NAME WRONG HES NEVER COMING BACK

"Geodude, I forgive you...your words of shame and repentance have moved me."

"PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT MYYY POOKIE HAS BEEN MADE INTO A CARD...AND SHE CAME TO ME IN THE FIRST PACK! AS DESTINY HAS WILLED US TO BE TOGETHER!! OH, ᅠ𝓒assiopeiaᅠ ᱹ𝄍!!!! I WON'T STOP GRINDING OR SPENDING UNTIL I GET YOUR SPECIAL RARE ART CARD WHERE YOU LOOK SOOOO CUTE TEEHEE!"

Soot ran into Arven's room as he was tuning into #PokéPrideBattle2025. "ARVEN! DID YOU KNOW GEODUDE IS ON SPINDAGRAM?!? HE LINKED HIS ACCOUNT ON HIS ISNTAGRANBUL POST!! I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET ON THERE FOREVER! IT'S INVITE ONLY AND THERE ARE SO MANY BADDIES! DJ MARY IS ON IT!"

"Yeah, I taught him how to be woke. It's a work in progress..." #PokéPrideBattle2025

"Yeah, that was my idea! I thought it would be easier than telling him the rules or whatever." #PokéPrideBattle2025

"I know there's a baddie on screen bro! MOVE!" #PokéPrideBattle2025

"Wha...what is he talking about? Prunes? What's a prune?" #PokéPrideBattle2025

"...erm..." #PokéPrideBattle2025

"WOAH! BRAWLY, GYM LEADER OF DEWFORD CITY, AND GAURDIAN OF THE KNUCKLE BADGE?! It's me, Soot from Fallarbor Town! Surely you remember me because I am a well established and beloved Hoenn character!! I think you should give me a delicious piece of candy because you remember me!"

"WOAH?! NUNC THE APP?!? FOR FREE?!? You're so generous, Nunc...I feel my tears welling..."

PEOPLE, HEAR ME! I demand your complete attention. Just as the ancient texts fortold. . . The Starapture... has begun.

"NEW UNC?!? I thought you DIED horribly and VIOLENTLY! I'm so relieved!"

"ɭ๏๏кєг!! Come quick!! A BAD WORD!!! ON THE TOWER!!"