Bots being passive-aggressive with each other.

Is it even a security question if there's only one valid answer?

Junior dev: "I fucked up bad, I'm so fired" Senior dev: " I have 3 production outages named after me lol"

people will literally say things like "let's sync async" smh

“LGTM 👍” reviews on big pull requests considered harmful

it must be nice to live in a world where the five whys make sense ✨ x.com/FakeRyanGoslin…

Just realized something about the coat of arms of my hometown ✊

That moment when you realize that listing NFTs from a smart contract lets you transparently do verifiable sales for 3rd parties 💡 mirror.xyz/karmacoma.eth/…

Share this with a UX designer to injure them psychically

it's all about tradeoffs

Working with Justin was one of the highlights of my time at Netflix. Super smart, kind and gets stuff done 👌

don’t trust an alert that has never fired

A happy story in four words: ✨no tumoral DNA detected ✨

Thinking of getting a Stadia subscription

BS existential risk: AI taking over and destroys us Actual existential risk: AI finds us delicious

Nobody expects the mid-cycle dishwashers

Jira coming in hot with the 6.5y response time