In any major league sport, when talented athletes fail to perform to their full potential the coaches and managers get fired. Et tu Curling Canada? Team Canada

Would it be to much to ask of the great unwashed pixel pushers at the #Brier2022 in Lethbridge, AL to gaze down from their lofty press box and discover which four players are missing and then report who has tested positive for Covid-19? #CannotBeThatHard

Seems to me anyone competing in curling (or anything else) in City of Lethbridge Travel Alberta would more likely be knocked out of action by a newly-positive STD than a CVD-19. #Brier2022 SOCIABLE at Brier Curling Canada #ImOnlyHumanAfterAll

Suggestion: Stick to curling and Nevada hookers, bucko. The possum-playing Pal Trulsen and Team Norway played golf the day before the 2002 final in sultry Bismarck, ND and then smacked 10-5 by that Randy Ferbey (Randy Ferbey) guy. #AndItWasAPrettyFlatGolfCourse

The Team Dropkin wouldn't take me in their 63 VW van so it's back on the Greyhound from Bemidji for 56 hours, 12 states, four transfers and 42 stops to the World Curling Las Vegas Curling men's championship. Curling Las Vegas USA Curling #TooMuchofOklahoma

Winner of the greatest choreographed non-choreographed professional/amateur dance video of all time. #HandsInHisPockets #HisMotherMadeHimTakeDanceLessonsAsAChild.

Why would I book a hotel room for World Curling men's championship in Curling Las Vegas when so many saloons are open 24/7? Stage Door Casino Frankie's Tiki Room The Golden Tiki Vesper bar Matt Silverthorne Double Down Saloon #MakeMeAPalletOnYourFloor

If the “Hoppe Suisse” can beat Canada tonight at the World Curling men’s championship in Curling Las Vegas (Las Vegas) then I will make good on my promise to propose marriage to Miriam Ott. USA Curling Las Vegas Curling #SwissieOttIsHot

Asked the bartender in Las Vegas Frankie's Tiki Room Room to switch the TV to the World Curling championship Curling Las Vegas from the NCAA NCAA March Madness and some cracker from UNC-Chapel Hill ➐ punched me in the nose. #TooEarlyToBePassedOutOnTheFloor USA Curling

Anyone know what sportsbook I was in Monday night during World Curling men's championship Curling Las Vegas when I laid $8,000 on underdog UNC Tar Heels fan that covered the spread and paid $112,000? Would really like to go get it. #NeverOverDrinkAndGamble #NoRecall

This is getting old. #OverFlackng

This is getting very tiresome. Get more creative or disappear into your gopher hole. #NotMyfakeGainer

This is getting tiresome. Get more creative or descend into your gopher hole. #NotMyfakeGainer

Et tu?, wayne middaugh fakewaynemiddaugh

I doubt a vulgar British celebrity chef is qualified to be a sheriff anywhere outside of Nottingham Forest. USA Curling Robin Hood Duluth HOH Duluth Curling Club City of Duluth, MN Duluth News Tribune duluth

It is time to mothball the anachronistic "punched their ticket" with a new cliched "scanned their digital wallet" because no one has "punched a ticket" since the Smithsonian Institute added an Amtrack ticket punch to its historical collection in 1999. #languageevolves #lazywriter

As interim CEO of USA Curling, Dean Gemmell is one heck of a comedian but he's deadly serious about moving national headquarters to a backroom Georges' Liquor in Duluth, MN. #NeverForgetPhiladelphia.

Tim Hortons is dumping its sponsorship of the Brier after London2023 and insiders say Curling Canada has lined up Kentucky Fried Chicken as the title sponsor so they can call it the Fryer Brier. Al Cameron Warren Hansen KFC USA Curling

Looks more like Madame Tussauds Wax Museum.

Canada will never win another World Curling women's championship until Curling Canada stops adding all those idiotic GIFs to its Twitter game updates. Just jinxing TeamKEinarson. #totallyunprofessional The Curling News CurlingZone USA Curling