Consider that Ebonics is to English what Vulgar Latin was to Classical - the streets of 3rd Cent. Rome were full of barely fluent 56% Syrian mongrel "Romans", walk outside and all you hear is "SHEEEIT Marcus, dat grain dole aint hittin no mo!!!"

Mood

"This executive order will outlaw speaking Spanish" "Ooooo that's a big one" "This next one will void the civil rights act" "Sounds pretty sensible" "And this one-" "Where did you get all these from?" "I waited 4 years for this. I have 317 more of these for you to sign"

"Maybe you should learn a language before commenting on serious philosophy like Nietzsche." "Who's that?"

I genuinely hate old people

And other brilliant revelations from the Robert Mugabe School of Economics - wealth falls out of the sky but the White man stole it all with racism

This goes ridiculously hard for dudes named Rajesh

Am I going insane? The people concerned about spending are not only not touching entitlements, they want to shovel even more money to olds?

It's incredible he was able to get away with being "black" for so long, every day that Obama ages reveals him more and more as the old Malay fisherman he is.

Ever heard of a little something called empathy, chud??

It is said that the Scythians blinded all slaves they took to prevent them from stealing their captors' raw milk.

Alright, but can we see the White fellows too?

This must go ridiculously hard for men named Lilith

when the whitepilled guy in the gc says “we’re all gonna make it”

Certain matters require my attention