Just surrendered 2 oz oversized suntan lotion, never opened, to #TSA. To keep America safe.

I like the i3, can't help but think it's an Audi A2 mk2 . Too expensive and in ten years the same 'before its time' cliché will be used.

Taking a very unorthodox racing line on the Seca Corkscrew while shouting "what up bitches!" Is fair game right? #GT5

Has a word been invented yet for people with personal plates that state the model of car? Ie: X5/M3 owners or is it still just bell end?

Weird, my email inbox has turned into a list of manufacturers with the best advertorial budgets.

He's back! C has been thinking of modern classics with investment potential. petrolblog.com/2014/01/failca…

Just seen a Fiat 500L MPW tv spot. It's a great advert. For contraception.

I want to see at least 1 person on the news looking smug bazzing through a village in a Gibbs Aquada.

Vauxhall Adam Rocks. THE STREETWISE LIVES!

It's ok I saw a documentary once, we just need to send Patrick Swayze and Charlie Sheen to Ukraine. #Wolverines

"Rose, it's Fred- can you pick up some more plasterboard on the way home?" #GoodToBeBad #apparently

'Ja Jungen, I got these bargain screws for the connecting rods, I'm sure it will be fine" #goodtobebad #fridayfun #bbq

Two original ideas I've had this evening. A) go to pub beer garden B) write a tweet/status update regarding A.

I appreciate I haven't moaned in a while. You know what? Small glasshouse car design. Can't see shit these days. What's the worst offender?

"IF YOU HAVE A FUSSY GIRLFREIND,THIS VAN IS NOT FOR YOU" ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-4-… #getinthevan

Considering what's been done to this 205 it's a remarkably well written ad...ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-20…

#want ebay.co.uk/itm/Very-Rare-…

I have very carefully done what we were all thinking: #Nissan #GTiR

"Alec, stick with calling it the 7, not Mini" Why? "60 years from now people won't STFU about it not being small anymore" #timemachine

When did morons that do 60 in a 30 switch to AMG?Just we were getting acclimatised to the sound of an approaching bell end in an E46 M3 cab.