His opponent saw this shit and locked-in

Imagine evicting someone from your practice facility and revoking their credentials for being just a few weeks early in asking completely valid questions …

This is a horrible moral defense actually and makes the people who called you evil correct, if just a little early.

VCs be like “we back the best founders in the world” and their entire portfolio is from two high schools in Palo Alto

“Kids don’t go outside anymore!” Outside:

runs past and steals your water droplets

"millennials are killing Chili's" meanwhile this Chili's is PACKED and almost everybody is my age

Woke police here. Most women sit like this because car seats, seat belts and the entire structure of cars are not designed to fit/accommodate the female anatomy. They’re optimized for male body and yes that includes airbags. But do you know who still gets into more accidents?

y’all gotta understand that cloudy blue one was magical... special... one of a kind

Sally Rooney on the psychological toll of renting:

in America when someone else's computer breaks you can't use your washing machine.

いきなり寒すぎる！

Lewis Capaldi covered Still Into You by Paramore in the BBC Radio 1 Live Lounge.

this entire team is on hospice like this is karma for signing hart, unsign him mccrimmon and everyone will heal

ESPN promoting its sportsbook while covering the arrests of three NBA figures in a gambling scandal perfectly captures how much sports media has been captured by betting. The industry can’t even talk about what gambling is doing to fans without selling it at the same time.