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JackRN

@facepalmhard

Mobile Crisis RN, married to unbearably handsome scientist πŸ‘¨πŸ½β€πŸ”¬, mom to πŸ‘§πŸ½πŸ‘ΆπŸ½, will brake for 🐒.

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Henpecked Hal (@henpeckedhal) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My son on why Caleb is his best friend at kindergarten: "He doesn't really speak English, so we can skip all the talking and just get right to the karate."

Mirthful Moments (@moment_mirthful) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Admit it: Your kid mispronounced a word three years ago and now the whole family says it that way. What's the word in your house? (We still say 'pasketti' and I’m not stopping anytime soon.)

Janel Comeau 🍁 (@verybadllama) 's Twitter Profile Photo

very important to fly out of Toronto’s Pearson airport at least once in your life so you can experience what it’s like to be inside an airport that personally and specifically hates you

Ω‹ (@hieireen) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My sister runs the whole house...kids, meals, everything while her husband works and is very successful. He's super disciplined too: gym, yoga, perfect routine. But when my sister got sick for a few days, he had to take time off work to manage the house and kids. He even missed

π™š (@meishato) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I owe an apology to all the women I thought were bitter while their husbands seemed so easygoing. Now I know it is very easy to be easygoing when someone else is carrying the entire weight of your life.

Autumn Christian (@teachrobotslove) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If you've never had a kid it's almost impossible to understand this, but there is nothing you can offer me that's better than pushing my three year old daughter in a swing at the park just before lunchtime and then swinging through the McDonalds drive thru to grab a Happy Meal

Howard Luks MD (@hjluks) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Viruses and Joint and Tendon Pain You had a cold two weeks ago. Nothing serious. But now your knee hurts more than it has in months. Your achilles is flaring. Your easy run felt like a half-marathon. You didn't do anything wrong. Here's what's actually happening...

Aakash Gupta (@aakashg0) 's Twitter Profile Photo

There's a physicist at Stanford named Safi Bahcall who modeled this exact principle and the math is wild. He calls it "phase transitions in human networks." When you're stationary, your probability of a lucky event is limited to your existing surface area: the people you already

Noor (@_memorylane1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I’m an eldest daughter which means I’m automatically irritated by your incompetence because I was never given room or grace to be imcompetent. I won’t be elaborating. The daughters who know get it.οΏΌ

Michael Inzlicht (@minzlicht) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Imagine a 19-year-old scrolling TikTok. She watches a creator list five "signs you have undiagnosed anxiety." She recognizes three in herself. By the end of the week, she's describing herself as anxious to her friends. A month later, she's avoiding situations she used to handle

Imagine a 19-year-old scrolling TikTok. She watches a creator list five "signs you have undiagnosed anxiety." She recognizes three in herself. By the end of the week, she's describing herself as anxious to her friends. A month later, she's avoiding situations she used to handle
Collins TimbelaπŸ›‹οΈ (@collinstimbela) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A grumpy man can control a family without ever raising his voice. He just has to make his displeasure expensive enough. A long silence at dinner. A ruined car ride. Soon, everyone starts pre-adjusting. The kids are told β€œnot now” before they can ask. She chooses the restaurant he