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You know? I am a pretty good mom, all things considered.

Dull.

"On the contrary. I'd never say no to a pig on a skewer, dear."

"Personally, I'd be the one prodding you with a pitchfork right now."

"Or, I could be using your misfortune to be a double agent, and take things of my own accord. I dislike you, but not quite to the degree of my typical mutant oppressors." "Now hush while I'm working, handsome."

"No, no. You're just annoying. A gnat. Something that kind of just gets in the way. Now, my wife, she detests you, but you know how Irene gets."

"I am a very old woman that holds grudges and never lets go of them. Do not ask that again."

"All you do is complain..." Snap. The lock comes off.

"We're all going to be very old, cranky, horny immortals a thousand years from now. It's the new Greek Pantheon."

Hope it burns your tongue. 💕

always at the ready.

Holiday with Maria is always a thrill when there's gunfire on the other end.

I'm glad we chose Mexico again.

But there's no beaches that compare.

I mean for you it is. you're always at the ready. always anticipating the next strike.

Ooh. Now we're talking, Director.

Less faces on the water and the chance of a sunny day.

Inside? What are you, a groundhog?

"Morning, killer."