Your handy guide to the up-coming appointments to replace Mridul Wadhwa...

Love to kick back and invent entirely hypothetical scenarios about my all-male survival cell.

Greatest Welsh moment in history

"Excellent work, general, that's one fewer copy of 'White Fragility' in the world."

Why?

Morning, everyone.

There's legit a poem on a local FB group... first they came for the pagers

Congratulations to Mo' on his new job as the Telegraph's cryptic crossword compiler.

Dear Sandy, While you've been in charge at Rape Crisis Scotland, a man now serving time in prison for multiple sexual assaults was 'treated' at the Edinburgh centre. The man in charge of the Edinburgh centre called rape survivors who wanted single sex services 'bigots.' 1/9

Just sat through a brilliant presentation by @Jenny_Radcliffe and amazed (and honoured) to find she follows me here. Might inspire me to share the example email I use for my company’s cybersecurity training.

I don’t think having your mate’s son stay over for a few weeks because he needs somewhere quiet is in any way something out of the ordinary and it’s only because he declared it and assigned a random value to the accommodation that you are commenting

Telegraph exclusive: ‘Lord Alli allowed Yvette Cooper to use his downstairs lavatory in his multimillion pound London home’

Expect to see a lot of rallying against this stupid line of argument from exactly the same people who’ve spent a decade claiming men in dresses are an oppressed minority.

"This Land Is Mine", by me 12 years ago.

Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House says "bollocks!"

Not surprised the former PM is careless with facts and details but staggered a publisher let this shoddiness through

This is a brilliant show, and you should go and see it if you get the chance. I don't think I've ever seen a comedian enjoying themselves so much in a set. And I'm not just saying that because he threw me 4 free bags of crisps.

They would both be uninvited from the wedding if it were me, what a twat, just go home if you're not enjoying the stag do

Morning.