this is the kind of PR stunt you expect vought international to pull

Stop leaving y'all kids around them extra old folks. I asked my lil nephew how old he was turning, he said... “If the Lord see fit, 6 in May.”

POKÉMON EVERYWHERE 😂😂😂

There’s a man going round cleaning parks and making them actually decent for kids and the council have got in touch and said stop doing it ????? 🤣😵‍💫🤣😵‍💫🤣

If you believe Nigel Farage gives a fuck about Working Class people, you probably believe the stripper actually fancies you.

I need like two weeks off of work to completely get my life in order 😩

UK is a very interesting country! They want the money international students bring (£45 billion+ in one year) but don’t want the students themselves and their families. They want international skilled workers to work and pay tax(es), but don’t want the staff and their families to

“WE” ?????????

You start to realize you live at work, you only come home to sleep, and your day off is just for washing clothes for the next week of work

Gonna start making an injury report for the fellas before nights out like Sam - out (vacation) Pete - doubtful (wife’s mad) Chris - probable (working late) Tommy - active (back injury) Mike - out (scared) You get the idea

So much fucking media attention for 0.044% of the UK’s population. Well done for all falling for this right wing billionaire class distraction tactic while they increase their wealth to grotesque levels while we’re all fighting over this. We’re all doomed.

The biggest lie I be telling people is "I respect your decision". I really don't at all. That shit sound stupid as hell to me but that's your life to live

At my funeral you gotta show a picture of you with me at the door to get in

The former British home secretary and buddhist daughter of a Kenyan descendant of Goan Catholics, and a Mauritian Hindu descendent of Tamil, born in Harrow, studied in New York, married to a Jewish South African who lived In Israel says multiculturalism has failed.

The father paid for the best seat, and judging by the look of happiness on his son's face, it was worth it. 😂

Nobody warned us that being an adult is just Googling everything, pretending you know what you’re doing, and paying bills until you die. We really left childhood thinking adulthood was freedom. This is not what we signed up for.