had to do it* to em *make almost exclusively uncontroversial selections

ugh she loooves embarrassing me when we agreed to keep things private 🙄

third consecutive day having scoops of peanut butter + 1 cigarette for lunch. Don’t ask if we should throw a party and invite Bella Hadid she’s here she’s holding the spoon for me

Here’s another cartoon if you even fucking care

weed strain called Mary Smelley’s Dankenstein

If I were robbing a bank, I would never say “don’t be a hero.” That presents it as an option. I would say something like “now don’t nobody be helpful”

thought this was a new Criterion release for a second

SOUTHSIDE CHICAGO — Windy City residents run off immigration agents to save a man mid-abduction at 63rd and Kostner Ave.

The Nightmare Before Christmas is a first-week-of-November movie and it’s not up for debate

doctors and nutritionists are in the pocket of Big Water

I’ve got your girl walking like Colonel Steven J. Lockjaw