Its not officially Spring until I can buy a burnt hotdog and a lukewarm Big 8 for $2 at a fundraising bbq outside a grocery store.

Chester be like

There's a special place in Hell reserved for people who place large pizza orders via the Tim Hortons drive thru. Looked like they were handing her a Jenga tower.

“You don’t win friends with salad, Linda.”

Sackville Uber

I've seen episodes of Road to Avonlea that moved faster than the traffic, tonight.

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Why I avoid the Esso on Ochterloney.

Sure sex is great but have you ever watched a kid taunt a Sullivan’s Pond goose only to immediately flee in terror as seven more cobra chickens chase him down Ochterloney?

People complaining about being attacked by geese while walking around Sullivan’s Pond.

Dartmouthians:

5+ years of Legalization and still nobody set up next to the booze sample rep offering free hits off a bong.

I can taste the spoon.

Pro Tip: Why bother idling in a Tim Horton’s drive thru line up when for the same amount wasted on gas you can buy a franchise.

Imagine being more despised than ticks.

Bye, Brad.

Anyone?