there wont be a chaos bracket graphic and anyone who suggests such a thing will be euphanised

joe kars does not even own a single car they must be put down

top 3 dont get payout anymore we are embezzling the money. first place will be offered a labubu instead

going 0-2 at the local these days results in being fired out of a cannon into the sun

this weeks neo max results 1) bandana T 2) bringdo 3) dantagnan congrats guys

is he a pig or a boy i dont really understand

these will be making a special appearance at neo max next week turn up

any tarts attending the next local

notts regional or the heat death of the universe which will happen first

i am not stunnerboy

mention of rivals of aether 2 will henceforth be punishable by brazen bull. yes we have access to that

research for the next chaos bracket has commenced! we all getting put on the judas cradle 😼

its throbbing

making an injection that makes people play wario or kazuyer call that the neo vax

Our lovely neighbours in Derby are hosting their next regional: Luigi’s Nightclub! Hosted on Saturday 18th October and already featuring some of the Midlands heavy hitters it’ll be one not to miss! Sign up page is below:

there will be brazilian supermodels and a roulette table and bringdö(the goat of all time) (no bias)

kill me