BONUS ENTRY into the #UltimateBlackOps4Giveaway by RT this tweet & following me. We are giving away 10 copies of #BO4 on launch day. Full Giveaway here: gleam.io/GO8jT/ultimate… Winners chosen July 1st

Yeah I know, Jason L. Voorhees is an awful friend.

#facts

Only 11 days until Friday The 13th. I'm so excited my machete is standing at 3:00. Correction. Both of them. #stalkward

The movies they made about me and porn have a lot in common. There's lots of penetration, screaming, body fluids and nobody gives a shit about character development. #stalkward #donttellmymom

Well, that's it. Camp is closed for another year. I'd like to give a shout out to all the amazing counselors I met, bonded with, shared emotional times with, screamed with, and brutally murdered over the last few weeks. You won't be missed. Sincerely, Jason V. Esquire.

#ripstanlee thank you for all you have created. You continuously shared your work with all young and old, we can never thank you enough for what you have created... rest easy legend

#AssassinsCreedSyndicate #XboxShare

I just cast my VOTE for GEARS 5. Who will you vote for? #TheGameAwards thegameawards.com/share/nominee/…

Those shirts women are wearing now with the shoulder holes. That's not gonna last long.

I'm The #BelkoExperiment's Employee of the Month because #BelkoCares. In theaters March 17. bit.ly/BelkoTwibbon

I voted for #TeamStrangerThings on The Tylt–stranger things is the best Netflix drama tylt.it/5zbvY4 cards.twitter.com/cards/18ce54ao…

Defiant to the end. Safe travels, Ash...

Every hero needs one sweet ride. #AshvsEvilDead

RIP #AshVsEvilDead #SeriesFinale

Red Dead Redemption 2 Official Trailer #3 Coming Wednesday, May 2nd at 11AM Eastern rsg.ms/3157092

Thanks for joining us on the ride! 1428elm.com/2018/04/30/ash…

Jason’s Journal. May 1. Bored. Summer camp is months away, and there’s nobody here to kill. Mom’s incessant chatter is driving me fucking nuts, and - oh shit wait. There’s a chipmunk stuck in her windpipe. Hold up. There you go little fella. Um... Where was I