Oh, look, it’s that guy everyone was talking about last time I saw them.

My bad, Evan.

With your teethV?

You just posted me again

They got him.

One two buckle my shoe 😮‍💨 three 3️⃣four 4️⃣buckle some more 👍 Five six Nike kicks 😱👟

Working. I don’t have the time for social media, unfortunately. Not enough, anyways, to join any of the recent trends. Other than that meme.

Where is everyone finding these random pictures of me? I don’t even remember taking this. Also, while we’re here, who are you?

🎭;;

Alex Kralie… …From… Marble Hornets? Are you serious?

Whew. Alright then. ..Honestly, I haven’t even seen it. I just know you’re there. Popular little YouTube show you put on.

Yeah. Uh… so, about that picture. Are you a Jeff Fan or something (like my buddy Evan)?

Way to hiJack my own post, Evan.

Bingo.

Why would I send Damsel to jail…?

You hate me.

Very much alive.