Really wanted the chiefs to lose so I didn’t have to see or hear about Taylor Swift nonstop at the Super Bowl

The #1 thing I’ve learned from my first time working in a predominately male workplace: men GOSSIP!!!! They’re catty. More than any woman who’s ever worked with me in the past. Flip that stereotype, because these bitches talk some SHIT lol

I learned how to bake bread, when can I become a homesteader, because I’m READY to live out my cottage core dreams

“Thou-Thy, King James ass pronouns.”

I want to like Stardew Valley so fucking bad, but I literally cannot force myself to play it

HOW DID I NOT REALIZE NICOLA COUGHLAN (PEN FROM BRIDGERTON) IS ALSO CLARE FROM DERRY GIRLS?! WHAAATTTT!!!!!!!!

“And then I said, What if the mansion was in Wiscansin…”

Now would be a great time for you to gift me $10,000🫵🏻

No one tells you how hard it is to let go of your first home. Like, I don’t want someone else to have it😭

Y’all ever think about how a xerox printer would blow the minds of anyone from the 1800s?

Unpacking all of your belongings after moving is so fun when you let your ADHD take over lol

Watching God answer my prayers time and time again, has to be the most incredible joy I’ve ever felt.

I just wanna know what possessed the last owners of my house to paint every square inch of this bitch with latex paint. I’m suffering and I mean that

So in 4 years, when none of your rights have been stripped and the economy is bouncing back, will y’all re-add all the friends and family you blocked because you think they hate you? Just wondering

I’ve known my life without God and I know my life with God and I promise you, there’s not a single thing that would make me go back to before.

“Make tumblr great again.”

You know what, I am starting to think that sharing streaming accounts is a bad idea. I gave my parents my CrunchyRoll login, and now they’re blowing me up day and night with suggestions. They’ve binged every series known to man. They must be stopped.

Idc idc idc idc don’t bring me no fuck-ass “house-made pickles”

Pregnancy dreams are no joke. On a completely unrelated note, I’m never watching skinwalker videos before bed again