i need to eat an entire watermelon about this

who just opened a dr pepper i heard it

I just got my electricity bill! I think they charged me for the sunlight, moon light, street light, the light of the Holy Spirit, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

at the doctor’s office booing all the names being called that aren’t mine

in the elevator booing every time we stop on not my floor

hate when you forget about an onion or a potato in your pantry and it becomes Evil

going to war. (cleaning out my closet)

we like orange. Taylor Swift

And, baby, that’s show business for you. New album The Life of a Showgirl. Out October 3  ❤️‍🔥 taylor.lnk.to/TSTheLifeofaSh… Album Producers: Max Martin, Shellback and Taylor Swift 📸: Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott

2 hours of taylor swift talking like there's really nothing better than this

gonna take a leaf out of taylor’s book and start making elaborate countdowns to really good pictures of myself like why not

what shows up at my house on october 3rd is between me and god

A walking contradiction This is what Chelley and Olandria were talking about. The switch lmao #LoveIsland

"you look happier" yes taylor swift is engaged after years of dreaming about fairytales and happy endings and someone who will sweep her off her feet and she's finally getting it

the lover era prophecy fulfilled 🤍

you want me to work? taylor swift just told the world she is engaged to be married and you want me to work?

‘I didn’t agree with everything he said’ What…did you…agree…with?

Being a Christian doesn’t automatically make you a good person ❤️ hope that helps

I understand why Ancient Egyptians worshipped cats. I mean look at him😍