Ouchie

thinking climate change is fake cuz "there's not enough evidence" but believing vaccine conspiracy theories is the most unhinged shit ever

Not me and Abby FaceTiming each other to see if we both heard the ghost in our house

I think… a tattoo would make me feel better idk

Alexa play rack city classical version

WHAT THE FUCKJJJKKKK

G-eazy was two miles away from me and I didn’t even know it. Don’t text.

SEPTEMBER 24

Kobie called me a douche bag

Straight break ups are great because the guy is always like “she really traumatized me when she told me how much I hurt her” meanwhile the girl is like “some things he did could be considered a felony in certain states but I swear he’s not a bad person”

First day on the job and we’re watching a documentary about cocaine and how it’s made and I’m starting to have an idea of how nurses and doctors can work so many doubles…

Boutta watch you season 3 and crush a bowl of orange chicken hbu

I wrote a rap on my blackberry

About to have a crazy night

Abby basically told me I’m fat just now

Never have I ever related more to Rachel from friends on S1E4…

On the phone looking at my vaccination card and said “Holy fucking shit that was a long time ago”… I was on the phone with HR

Hello friends just a friendly reminder su!cide jokes and posts are not funny!