Now that the Yankees are going to the World Series the rest of the country has a moral obligation to root for the Mets to beat the Dodgers, as they are, most importantly, not the Dodgers nor the Yankees.

Voted in Florida AND got my library card today. Got deeply emotional about this election and the commitment my county has to its brand.

I could never run for president because I would have to be knocked unconscious on Election Day, a thing I am wishing I was now.

Well, at least the sun isn't setting at 4PM every day.

Folks...it's good.

Hey so respectfully I cannot do this today!

I have never booked a theme park reservation so quickly in my entire life.

Kermit the Frog deserves better than to be compared to Patrick Mahomes.

Signs of April: baseball starting, grass turning green, GW having student government election drama.

INCREDIBLE theme park signage at Tokyo DisneySea today. Would buy a poster of this in a heartbeat.

As a rule, I try to not yuck other people’s yums but those Labubu dolls look like Willem Dafoe.

You should be excused from your obligations for the day if one of your Letterboxd Top 4 is on TV.

Losing this and Muppet Vision within a month.

Man, just wait until Threads finds out about this next week.

Me walking into Muppet Vision today.

Bean Bunny after setting off the fireworks in Muppet*Vision 3D’s finale:

We gotta start tweets like this with "John Williams, who is ALIVE" or I'm gonna have a heart attack.