Yeah! You smell! And you don't even realize it!

Heh heh. You couldn’t even DREAM of being like my dad!

Flatfoot! Go investigate the Winter Wing!

Why can't I make it better…? Why can't I clean his name…?

Hey! You can’t talk to my dad like that!

IT'S WINNING TIIIIIIME!!!

Th-They locked me up in that box, then locked me up in here! I was scared! So, so scared!

♫ So don't be afraid anymooore! For The Best Prosecutor is here todayyy! ♪

*sniffle* Why are you ignoring me? Is this some game of yours? Are you trying to make me feel even worse!?

...Wait! That kind of makes sense. Yeah. That would explain the part where…

I… I thought if I became the best prosecutor out there, he'd finally accept me for who I am!

Yup! And we've both smelled it before in the same place!

A chisel... in the dog...? WHY IS THERE A CHISEL IN THE DOG!?!?!?

Ahem! I’m back… with RESULTS!

...Oh well, It can't be helped. There's no way someone who's so thick on the intake could have good ears.

With a winning smile and the number one name in the business it is I – Prosecutor Eustace Winner!

I… I thought if I became the best prosecutor out there, he'd finally accept me for who I am!

I, I didn't remember… *sniffle* anything…! All I remember is… *sob* HIM!

Now, first order of business: Get a new nickname!

Wait, wait, who the heck is Chillywinks, or… Artie, or… whoever it is you’re talking about!?