why do men have birthdays it’s not like they’re growing up

I love when I come home I put on my Adam Sandler clothes.

my favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position or a brain tumor

girls hangout w their girlfriends and think life is worth living again

Ozzy Osbourne dies at 76. This was his last performance... just days before. Rest in peace.

Donating my brain to science so yall can study a real bitch

you ever wanna kill yourself on a random thursday

a hardest pill to swallow is that people will hurt you. dehumanize you in so many ways and not feel badly about it. they won’t feel a thing actually. they’ll move on with their day, their week, their life, happy as ever but there you are, crushed. loss of appetite. loss of sleep.

me after pretending that i’m fine for the whole day

For my own sanity, I just remove myself. I’m not rekindling anything.

the only thing these bitches got is the mf audacity

time will show

lord please take this gas out my stomach and put it in my car