Jeff Bezos paid $50M for a wedding. He just got a $16B tax break. He laid off 60k people. And you’re furious about a kid getting a free school lunch.

BREAKING: Senator John Kennedy is introducing two bills to stop Congress from getting a paycheck during the shutdown

The California man who won the record $2.04 billion lottery took home $628 million after taxes; now let's tax billionaires like that.

$130,000,000.00. That's how much Nancy Pelosi has earned in stock profits throughout her 38-year career in Congress. Nancy's response when asked if Congress should be banned from trading stocks: "No." It's time to BAN stock trading by members of Congress!

BREAKING: In an unbelievable moment, Trump disses American workers, insisting he has to "bring in" foreign talent. When Laura Ingraham says we have plenty of talent, Trump says "No you don't. No." That's not "America First." Make sure everyone sees this.

AOC just detonated the House floor: 🔥🔥 “Eight senators are giving themselves over $1 million each while robbing Americans of food assistance and healthcare. How is this even on the floor? How can Congress enrich itself by stealing from the American people?” This is the truth

A 17,000% profit return on stocks is statistically impossible, unless you are a member of Congress with access to inside info. Funny enough, the only people against banning stock trading for Congress are those within the institution.

JUST IN: A total 14 House members have signed a stock trading ban discharge petition for politicians, per BI: Republicans: - Luna - Burchett - Stefanik - Crane - Fitzpatrick - Lawler - Boebert - Mace - Steube Democrats: - Landsman - Jacobs - Moskowitz - Gottheimer - Pappas

Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

What happened to the huge corporate Christmas parties you see in all the 90s movies? Seems like that doesn’t exist at all anymore.

I used to think communication was a key until i realized comprehension is. You can communicate all you want with someone but if they don’t understand you or refuse to understand, communication is useless.

Congress worked 87 days this year with full pay ($174k) AND benefits. You want to talk about 'government waste'? Let's pay Congress HOURLY. Problem solved.

It’s almost like earth was perfectly created for human beings, literally water falls from the sky and food grows on trees, but somehow we find ourselves trapped in a machine that requires credit scores and a 40 hour work week for existence.

i have no desire to be rich so i can buy a rolex or a lamborghini. i want to be rich so i can control my time and go to the gym at 3pm on a monday. sit at a cafe and relax for an hour on a rainy afternoon. so i can cook meals at home with fresh ingredients. spend on my family

Funniest thing I’ve seen all day… 😂😂

Sundays without Dunk & Egg:

Me at work: “I can’t wait to play video games tonight” Me at 7:30pm:

Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break need a 30 minute ass whooping