Street closed after man climbs a crane and starts throwing things at police officers nottinghampost.com/Man-climbing-c…

Apparently still not happy in his post-match interview.

THURSDAY: Warm today with the south east tarts getting twatted by more thunderstorms.

A2 Londonbound is fucked due to some cunt who should get slapped off every driver who passes.

OK. That's clear. But what about masturbating? Can I do that? Or murdering?

Let's see how long they can keep the A4 shut so they can mop up a bit of diesel.

I spelled some olive oil on my kitchen floor last night. And I had it operational again in 12 seconds.