Watching Tiger twirl his club after a perfect drive, I can't help but reminisce to 430am this morning, when after sharing breakfast at Denny's, I watched him mount a voluptuous waitress named Desiree in a corner booth. When he took her, I saw the conviction in his eyes. Majestic.

Francesco Molinari stands over his approach at the par 5 with the same enthusiasm as a man falling asleep at the urinal. Drawing his power from deep within as he squeezes every yard (or drop) from his egg shaped body. Magnifico.

If you had keen ears, during that Tony Finau putt on 16, you would’ve been gifted the honor of hearing a native Augusta boar being entered by her stag. Stupendous

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how does one say ‘horny’ in British?

Congratulations to Tiger Woods. Absolutely succulent peformance today. Precision like Mr Miagi and clutch play like Hedeki Matsui combined to make a dangerous victory cocktail. Tell your local bartender to give you the “82” and you can be assured you won’t be leaving alone.

Connecting the dots here....Danielle Kang and Tiger Woods are yearning for each other’s loins. Fore Play Riggs Trent Frankie Borrelli Lurch

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We are live with Mike Tomlin.... Sorry folks I’m hearing this is actually Tiger Woods.

I will be with you all day friends as we bring you last years historic final round of the Masters where Tiger reclaimed glory. I’m business casual today with a Masters quarter zip and my Levi’s dungarees.

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Titillating round by Tiger today. Excited to see what we see out of him tomorrow.

Tigers scarf is the same width as his Trojans

Yes, yes he does. I was well aware of what Phil was referencing here. Phil and his wife come over for “dinner” quite often so I can attest.

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.Gavin Newsom I bedded 14 women in my house (in your state) after the Masters. Get fucked