My favorite jokes

Sending hope into the universe for "excessive rainfall."

My body is not a temple, it is at best a decaying old cabin in the woods with a horrifying past.

Needed to read this, this week.

Forecast in the upper 80s, lower 90s. #ndwx

I should NOT have to provide my damn divorce decree to customer loyalty programs just to get my name changed. That's none of your damn business. Best Buy Hilton Honors I'm looking at you.

I saw the Goose Patrol fly in for a pit stop.

Today’s weather report from Bismarck. #ndwx

"But no. Her rights were all the alienable kind, it turned out, and she was nothing more than a sort of empty clay jar into which, if she were sufficiently blessed, a person might one day be deposited. Her mistake!" ... This piece hits hard. And rightly so.

Tony calls it like it is and shares personal experience: "They seem intent on forcing women to give birth, so how can a woman possibly achieve her constitutionally-guaranteed equality if the government controls her reproductive choices?"

Help me raise 💵 for ND Women's Network and their relentless work for equality - and see how my kids dress me next week! 👗 secure.givelively.org//donate/north-…

Day 1 of Sykes by my kids for ND Women's Network - red, white & blue for my day off, finished with a stylish hair clip. Photo assistant was Dusty. Donate here: secure.givelively.org//donate/north-…

Day 3 of Styled by a Child for ND Women's Network - daughter dressed me like her: hoodie, leggings, fuzzy boots, hair clip. Donate here: secure.givelively.org//donate/north-…

DAY 2 - not Day 3 (but it has been a looooong day, so it feels like Day 3)

Day 3 of Styled by a Child for ND Women's Network - my 8-yr old son selected the outfit, my 15-yr old daughter my hair. I’m the top fundraiser so far and I’ve already met my goal! Help me stay on top! secure.givelively.org//donate/north-…

Day 4 of Styled by a Child for ND Women's Network - cats as accessories. Help me reach my stretch goal of $600! secure.givelively.org//donate/north-…

Final day for Styled by a Child for ND Women's Network - outfit and knit bracelet courtesy my son 🥰. Help me reach $600!! secure.givelively.org//donate/north-…

Enjoyed hosting this group this week!

She needs to run! Lord this is hard to watch.

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