(while teacher is talking) it baffles the mind (no one hears) (louder, deeper) It's enough to baffle the mind

the other day I forgot how to say “call in a favor” and what I came up with instead was “exert my soft power”

Weak. Standing by a mutual with a hobby you don't care about is a key article of the Posters' Code

I don't like weighing in on this stuff but AOC boosting a Lis Smith take. that's rough

Trump just pledged to do mass deportations from Springfield. The migrants are there legally. They're Haitians. He said he'd deport them to Venezuela

You know, at least Al Davis went to work. We’re entering an era of NFL ownership where it’s all these guys’ dipshit children. The older guard was extremely evil. But at least they, like, had jobs that got them where they were. This is just Hapsburg stuff

every time a movie shows me some post-apocalyptic setting with all the cars on the highway burned out and abandoned i’m always like hell yeah. we’re realigning society around walkable communities

Sharing a tasty, nutrient dense treat with my dog

Soybean mature stage not soft and green NOW SOYBEANS HARD AND BROWN Getting close to harvesting #soybeanwatch

part not in play: during Haitian Revolution Hamilton and Jefferson covertly spent $726,000-already appropriated as part of debt payment to France so they didn’t need Congress approval-to buy arms for French planters to put down what TJ called “cannibals of the terrible republic.”

I don’t like that eBay item descriptions can be generated by “AI” now. Stop cutting corners. Describe your bullshit trash to me with honor

Also, you have to be fucking kidding me.