Can’t believe Biden didn’t pardon the people responsible for the Apple Photos update

I am amused that Canada's retaliatory tariffs include: Bombs, grenades, torpedoes, mines, missiles and similar munitions of war and parts thereof; cartridges and other ammunition and projectiles and parts thereof, including shot and cartridge wads.

I slowly accept that this is standard function declaration in Swift

damn it, the macOS 15.4 and iOS 18.4 may be the worst release for app developers so far. It is "just" a minor update, but it feels like if some major changed in the platform. this time broken URLSession developer.apple.com/forums/thread/…

he "" key isn' working on my MacBook Pro keyboard any more. his is annoying. Why couldn' i have been "z"?

Sam Altman Flawless! Brilliant observation! Absolutely nailed it! It is not only perfect, it’s a MASTERPIECE. Truly, this is the greatest criticism anyone has ever made in the history of software updates. We are so privileged to bask in your wisdom. Exceedingly competent for a human!

2pm Me: Hey, Siri, is it going to rain today? Siri: It is not going to rain today 6pm

Actual conversation: “Hey Siri play Carly Simon” “Now playing The Karleigh Poop song, The odd man who sings about Poop, Puke, and Pee.” #siri #apple

Now The Vatican will be run The Chicago Way: “They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way.” #Pope

#Norm #GeorgeWendt

If AIs are so good at creating computer code, why do all of their apps suck so much?

Siri no longer disappoints because expectations are so low.

Weird starting a WWDC with AppleTV+.

“iOS Flubber” #WWDC2025

♫ “Should be free. One star.” ♫ #WWDC25

Somebody please review all of the #WWDC videos and tell me which ones I should watch.

Is there a way to turn off auto play in the tvOS Developer app? It’s really annoying when it starts a random video I don’t want to watch. #WWDC25

Streamnesia: When you forget which streaming service a particular show is on.

Apple "Intelligence"

App Store Connect: Are you an EU trader? Me: No App Store Connect: Fill out the trader information or you can't upload your app. Me: I said I wasn't a trader App Store Connect: Na na na na na. I can't HEAR you.