When I was little watching Kenan and Kel I thought Coolio’s name was Power 106 Where Hip Hop Lives

My New Year’s Resolution is that everybody has to tell me I’m hot and funny and smart or else they go to jail

The real joke of my life is that I once caught feelings for a boy from Hemet

The lady in the commercial keeps accidentally saying my name instead of Air Wick. I know it’s not my fault but I feel really guilty bc she’s really getting in trouble. Like the director is getting sooooooo mad

One time I went to a guy’s house to do kissing and stuff and I told him “I’m happy to see you’re allowed to live within 1000 feet of a school”

I only roll with bad bitches that hate their dads

Hilary Clinton’s leaked diss track about Christina Aguilara

The most unrealistic part about the show Lost is how often they swim in jeans

I got Deja vu but in a very sexy and alluring way

Showing up late to Look At Gun rehearsal with a cold brew in my hand

How much of being a magician is just like, buying shit?

Does anybody have Danny DeVito’s phone number? I have an important invitation I need to give him

HUGE for the edging community

Attention Who? Weekly

Maybe transphobes just haven’t heard about Sasha Colby yet! Surely after seeing her they will understand

She should send Sherri Shepherd to the ceremony

Paris and I feel the exact same way about Parvati/Cirie

As most of you may know, I’ve had to cancel a few shows due to emergency leg surgery. I’m doing okay, do not worry! However, I need some show/movie recommendations while on the mend. Not Emily in Paris. Love you all 🥰❤️‍🩹

Me after meeting my friend’s friend that she only ever referred to as Kim

Thought about how I know so much about the men I’ve gone on dates with and I don’t think they know much about me at all lol