temu ass bush administration

“Are you tired of choosing between health care and faith” is an all time hilarious line

But at least he supports the troops, right Pat McAfee ?

As always Elon Musk - I appreciate your endless pursuit to making twitter somehow worse every single day

How can you be a food critic if you’ve never even been to an Applebees

I had a funny twitter exchange with Adam Duritz like 15 years ago. I wonder if it’ll be included in this documentary

It’s starting to sound like firing everyone possible, fucking over our trading partners, crushing small businesses with tariffs, and completely kneecapping tourism hasn’t had the positive impact on the economy we all thought it would

you actually won’t get an upset stomach from taco bell if you’re pure of heart and have good intentions

Hello REESE'S I just opened the second peanut butter cup from my pack of big cups and there was an extra wrapper around the chocolate (see photo for reference). This is unacceptable and dangerous - please reach out via DM and I can provide my address for a replacement

This is meme is so relevant right now it hurts.

BREAKING NEWS: DONALD TRUMP RECEIVES EXXON PEACE PRIZE

Yeah ESPN it’s much better to mute all broadcast audio for 15 seconds rather than potentially hear a curse word from a player on the sidelines 60 feet from a mic. I guarantee the kids you’re looking out for have parents shouting slurs at the TV, they’ll be okay, I promise

I haven’t heard anyone mention yet that if the Niners win they wouldn’t have to play in another stadium through the Super Bowl

World War World War 2 <— you are here World War 3 2 World 2 War World War: Tokyo Drift World and War World 7 War 8

Remember when Donald said he could shoot someone broad daylight and his supporters would still love him? Turns out he meant it literally.

“if you want to sexually assault someone on here it costs $3 a month.”