Hey Frontier Airlines you’re actually waterboarding me with this hold time. I was just trying to adjust the fact that you AGAIN mischarged me. Been on hold for an hour. WTF!!!!

Good times with @JoeRogan … m.youtube.com/watch?v=ycPr5-…

Send me ur dankest memes!!

I grew my boobs out for Ren Faire this year.

I want to DJ but my ideal audience is people in their mid to late 30’s and 40’s who have fond memories of their upbringing with little to no childhood trauma. Where ya at?!

It took me getting hacked on here to log back in to Twitter.

Erica Yary Nice now I wonder if Ride will realize the weekend buzz has been hacked since you been gone😓

Also, I don’t know shit about basketball so definitely don’t ever take my word on where to buy jerseys.

Anyone working on a Kardashian KliffsNotes? Asking for a friend

What about the “post a photo of yourself hung over as fuck” challenge?

I miss watching myself! 😝 gonna have to figure something else out. Weekday Buzz?

The rumors that Sean Malto & I are lovers is completely untrue.

All public bathrooms in CA are shut down. My go-girl couldn’t have come fast enough.

How long into listening to the shrieking cries of a small baby do you call the police?

I guess it really is hot girl summer. Folks are running fevers of 103 left and right.

Only logged on here to ask Jenkem Magazine when the fuk I get to make a playlist?!

CleanTechnica I am accumulating resources to help make life multiplanetary & extend the light of consciousness to the stars

I’m all for the concept of “all gender” bathrooms, but I am automatically repulsed and saddened when I get the one with the urinal.

I don't think it's any coincidence that I was gifted 5 bottles of pepper-spray for my birthday. My friends and family know me all too well.