birth charts are out. myers briggs types are out. i only want to know why jerry would break up with you if you had a one-episode character arc as a girl he dates on seinfeld

*wears a mask* People in Mississippi: “so you’re a democrat now?”

small tangerines all my homies 🤝 cuties

How can social distecen correctly? Solution is possible

“do you want the good news or the bad news first?” buddy no news is worse than finding out i have to make a decision

hup

got my first ever hate letter. It was 4 typed pages in MLA format. This is the best day of my life

imagine dating someone for 3 months in 2010 and now the whole world is listening to you get shit on in C major for a second time 11 years later i’d kill myself

taylor swift really just released red just in time to destroy all of our spotify wrapped’s for the year

Me going on a trip to literally anywhere: “should I move here?”

lactose intolerant twitter, how does this make u feel. is ur little tummy upset

what if we kissed on the vegetable shelf