The only Oscars I care about are Isaac and The Grouch

Am I the only one who feels awkward using a reusable bag from a store at a different store? Like I’m cheating on that store with another bag.

Elon Musk sounds like an Axe Body Spray scent.

JASON STATHAM: Am I fuckin non-binary? Why don't you 'ave a look at my pronoun pin, mate. (Ripping pin off, slamming it into bar, and banging goon's head into it) THEY (bang) THEM (bang) THEIR'S.

Remember when sleep didn't require Xanax and a fifth of vodka?

Accidently bought satin sheets… jumped into bed after and slid into 2026.

Finally brought back my returnable bottles…….

My favorite Deftones song is the one where he sounds like he’s whispering a secret to someone while slowly dying.

*furiously tries logging back into Friendster*

I'm already one department store Christmas song away from life in prison.

Chucky jacking off furiously at the M3GAN premiere

Hey boy are you a punk song? Because you finished in like two minutes.

Reminder that the 4th of July is now the holiday where we celebrate Chris Cornell’s scary acid trip. youtu.be/badIQlcOLcg

It’s called the Danzig Effect. Your entire wardrobe is black, & you don’t recognize the many variations of black- so you end up looking like someone who can’t afford a ticket to your own show.

Shane MacGowan with Sinead O'Connor - Haunted youtu.be/_q7307IWwr4 via YouTube

For Lewiston 💚

This is the greatest video I have ever seen

(Restaurant) Customer: can you tell me about the specials? Waiter: Yes sir, they are a british ska revival band formed in the late 70