onion ring.

Mother really gives her toughest battles ( aching back because of a crooked spine ) to her bravest soldiers (me )

I hate cars. Trains are cool but people stare.

Yeah careful with your head. You have an extra few inches of height don't bonk your head.

I may have Girlbossed (gender neutral) a little too hard

Looking at dialga with my nd eyes. ( they took my cookie jar again )

People want to do unsoeakable things to my mother and I am unsure how to feel about that

there is so much chocolate oh good heavens.

I took a nice nap- What do you mean it's been months.

Hi person who has been "liking" my "tweets". Have I met you before?

Can I just walk into Floaroma's pokemon center and get treated or do I have to call in ahead and go "Hi nurse joy, This is palkia. I have something wrong with my back; do you have a Orthoped on duty?" Asking for a friend of course

[ there is a presence watching the reader. a pair of red eyes ]

cowpokes are cool. i wish i had a cool cowpoke hat. wait i can make one.

There are gay people in my phone. Hello 👋

Today is the silliest day so I get to pull my yearly prank of misplacing various trinkets for trainers to find.

It's nice to have friends, especially those who let you crash in their backyard doubly so when you're 13 foot tall and A living Legend.

I may be a diety but also i am just a little guy who needs hugs and chin scritches.

what is mom doing. why is yvie a baby bird. I am going back to my bakery you guys have fun

i don't think

thanks mom.