Go vote yes on State Question 788! The teachers definitely need some medical marijuana after dealing with most of you.

Because the Oklahoma Health Board and Mary Fallin outlawed the sale of smokable marijuana we are now offering weed growing classes so that your children will actually learn something valuable at Edmond Public Schools for once.

we are all fucked

Haha enjoy your last day of freedom, scum. Prison resumes tomorrow.

Fuck Donald Trump! We’re banning all MAGA stuff from Edmond schools. Quit being racists, people. It’s not that hard.

Wind chills are going to destroy your will to live more than the Oklahoma public schooling system. Stay home a day. Do something fun.

Thank you so much to the students that gave their time and sold their bodies in the name of DWDW. $200,000 dollars worth of nasty shit in the name of charity!

Advisory, all people wearing a MAGA hat should make sure to also wear underwear to school from tomorrow, until the end of the year. Our new policy of allowing students to pull the pants down of anyone wearing one starts now. Pants away kids!

Is everyone ready for the start of school? Remember, you have no agency and you have to ask to go to the bathroom. Enjoy your last few days of freedom! Prepare yourself for emergency certified teachers that don’t know how to explain things.

Y’all better come to school tomorrow if you want an exemption. Being in the hospital because of a car crash does not count as an excused absence.

It’s your voice. It’s your vote. You can be the change you want to see in the world! chng.it/85QFshDq2N

Black Lives Matter. Come out to the protest today at 2:30.

Have a good thanksgiving break! Enjoy your time getting the Coronavirus from your uncle who doesn’t wear a mask and “thinks scientists are liars”. Feel free to give it to everyone when you come back to school too. Try not to die though, since that means less funding for us.

Hey we’re closed Thursday, because our state government doesn’t care about any of you. Have a nice day.